It's time for you to stop letting the world
Get you down
Struggling to be accepted
'Cause now
There's a revolutionary ten-step program
Specifically designed
To straighten you out
Can you imagine?
No more gay thoughts
No more being gay-bashed
And no more fear of burning in hell
Here at The Freedom Institute
You'll be given the one-on-one attention from our trained professionals
(Faggot)
That you obviously never experienced from your parents
The Freedom Institute
(We'll set you straight)
To heaven

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