1] NobodyEpic:
It's NobodyEpic and i've been grinding all day
Just got back home from school and all I wanna do is play
Then my phone starts buzzin, my girl hit me on a text
She said: what you doing right now, I wanna have sex
Told my girl come on over in 15min i'll see ya
Little did my girl know I had a perfect idea
An experience about to be so beautiful between us
I'mma play call of duty while she sucks on my penis
Ladys don't be offended it's just a sign of affection
She called my dick a try-hard when she saw my erection
She knows I'm the best host so we made a connection
She's got that no death breath because her mouth is perfection
I said my soldier wants to fight and I need to release some
Plus I'm in a party chat it's like I'm having a threesome
Put my rush class on so she pick up my pace
Then pull my noobtube out and let it blow on her face:
Call of Duty
C-C-Call of Duty and Blowjobs
Call of Duty
C-C-Call of Duty and Blowjobs
Call of Duty
C-C-Call of Duty and Blowjobs
I'mma hit this quad
Give me head like it's yo job
Call of Duty
C-C-Call of Duty and Blowjobs
Call of Duty
C-C-Call of Duty and Blowjobs
Call of Duty
C-C-Call of Duty and Blowjobs
Two things that I love are
Call of Duty and Blowjobs
I met her at a gamestop I can tell she needed knob
So I invited her over for some Call of Duty and Blowjobs
She said Yeah ok I think it sounds like fun
So she came to my crib around quarter to one
She was quickly impressed by my dynamite skills
She started caring for my package when I got 4 kills
I went 41 and 5 in Kill Confirmed on Lockdown
She said that makes me hot and proceeded to lay my cock down
Double, triple, quad and the headshots rang
What started ad a flash and BJ turned in to a flashbang
My body left the game but my mind never deserted
I was thinking spawn traps as I tactically inserted
There's a reason why from east to west I'm known as a M.O.A.B
I'm disastrous and it only takes me 10 seconds to blow-ab
She stared for a second and then pointed and laughed
I said fuck this shit I'm going to play minecraft:
Call of Duty
C-C-Call of Duty and Blowjobs
Call of Duty
C-C-Call of Duty and Blowjobs
Call of Duty
C-C-Call of Duty and Blowjobs
I'mma hit this quad
Give me head like it's yo job
Call of Duty
C-C-Call of Duty and Blowjobs
Call of Duty
C-C-Call of Duty and Blowjobs
Call of Duty
C-C-Call of Duty and Blowjobs
Two things that I love are
Call of Duty and Blowjobs
Turn on my XBOX and come to my place
It's turtles on and pants off
Making love to her face told her to bring her girlfriend
It'll be twice the fun they will be fighting over the dick
Call that a 1 v 1
You mad bro?
Hot chicks and drinks on ice
I'm selling these women for money like I'm Captain Price
I'm living nice homeboy yeah my life is lavish
Only hang with dirty bitches who need Soap McTavish
They're Clan hoes tricks but it don't evenFaZe me
I call them attack dogs cause my bitches be crazy
Straight jacking on them hoes when I'm jacking on them hoes
And their pretty clothes tittys hanging lower than my K/D
I may be a gamer but you know I'm not playing CoD Elite Premium
So you know your girl's paying
No steady aim on my gun if you know what I'm saying
Say oh my god when that knob buzz that's spraying and praying
Call of Duty
C-C-Call of Duty and Blowjobs
Call of Duty
C-C-Call of Duty and Blowjobs
Call of Duty
C-C-Call of Duty and Blowjobs
I'mma hit this quad
Give me head like it's yo job
Call of Duty
C-C-Call of Duty and Blowjobs
Call of Duty
C-C-Call of Duty and Blowjobs
Call of Duty
C-C-Call of Duty and Blowjobs
Two things that I love are
Call of Duty and Blowjobs

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