The Wonder Stuff
welcome to the cheap seats live
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Laugh when he jokes, slap him when he chokes.
It's time to give up the smokes.
And ohh when he cries don't wipe his eyes,
take the wine from the swine,
and remind him of his crimes.
Ohh in another world...
yeah he could wear a dress.
Imagine his suprise when he opened his eyes,
and I'd run the lawnmower over his thighs.
Imagine the disturbance,
at the time of the occurance,
when his life became a burden,
and we laughed at his cries.
Welcome to the cheap seats,
where your life's seen through cracked spectacles.
- Album:
- From the Midlands with Love
- Miscellaneous
- Construction For The Modern Idiot (Remastered with...
- Hup (21st Anniversary Edition)
- Love Bites & Bruises - The Wonder Stuff Athology
- The Eight Legged Groove Machine (20th Anniversary Edition)
- Don’t Let Me Down, Gently
- The Wonder Stuff - Live At The BBC
- Live At the BBC
- Live At The BBC (BBC Version)
- Love Bites and Bruises
- Love Bites & Bruises - A Wonder Stuff Compilation
- If The Beatles Had Read Hunter... The Singles
- Greatest Hits and More More More
- The BBC Sessions
- The Eight Legged Groove Machine
- The Eight Legged Groove Machine (Remastered with...
- HUP
- Cursed With Insincerity
- Live In Manchester