I took a lady out west one night.
She had a very large appetite.
She asked me to take her out to dine.
I counted up me money I had four and nine.
Four and nine I still have yet.
Four and nine I'll never forget.
Don't ever take a lady out to dine.
If you have in your pocket only four and nine.
She started off with some oxtail soup.
Then strew deal the loop de loop
Oysters too she said are fine
But I kept me muscles on me four and nine
four and nine I still have yet
four and nine I'll never forget
Don't ever take a lady out to dine
if you have in your pocket only four and nine

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