Don't accidentally do things you'll later regret,
Oh no, you did.
Some things can't be taken back,
Don't do them,
Too late, you did.
Don't say these words to your dad:
That he's gross, or that he smells bad.
Don't spill ink on the rug,
Don't hammer the wall,
Oh no, you did.
Why won't you take directions?
Or listen to instrections?
Now you're informed, and you've been warned,
So don't,
Oh, wait, you did.
Sorry, sorry, don't be angry.
I didn't mean to do it,
I swear I'll never do that again.
Don't drop eggs from the 14th story window,
Oh, you did.
Really, you should not go anywhere high up and drop an egg.
Like the pyramids of Giza,
Or the Leaning Tower of Pizza.
You know what, don't drop anything from anywhere,
Too late, you did.
How did the carton of milk get filled with shaved off puppy hairs?
What's that river of water doing pouring down the stairs?
Did you just eat a napkin
To find out what would hapkin?
I thought I told you not to, but you had to
And you did.
Sorry, sorry, don't be angry.
I didn't mean to do it.
I swear I'll never do that again.

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