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Live life on a Diet
I was working in my backyard
And I was working so hard
That I had to take the shirt off of my back
And while the sun was glaring
I couldn't see him staring
But from my front porch I heard my young son laugh
I said, Son
whats
so
funny? then he pointed at my tummy
And I realized what he was laughin atâ¦.It was all my fat
So I went bike ridin' and I started jazzercising
I ran 2.7 minutes in a pair of spandex pants
And I breathe deeper I'm a salad eater
And I still eat chicken but I don't fry it
And I said my son I hope you never have
To live life on a diet
Well I started eatin rice chex,
I even bought a bowflex
Even though Ive only used it once or twice
I gave up twinkies and ding dongs,
onion rings and footlongs
And those pints of Ben and Jerrys late at night
Then I bought a juicer and my pants were fittin loser
And at one point I could almost see my feetâ¦â¦man, it was pretty sweet
So I went bike ridin' and I started jazzercising
I rode 3.7 minutes on a bike I bought from sears
And I breathe deeper I'm a low carb eater
And I hate wheat germ but I still tried it
And I said my son I hope you never have To live life on a diet
Theres a birthday cake on the table
and I don't think I'm able
What will I do with it?
What should I do with it?
What will I do with it?
Oh the heck with it!
I quit bike riding then I quit aerobisizing
I spent 4.7 hours down at Rudys BBQ
And I'm big and lazy I eat biscuits and gravy
If I see a milkshake I'm gonna buy it
And I said my son I'll never let myself, live life on a diet! live life on a diet! live life on a diet! live life on a dietâ¦.so live life on a diet!