what's the fuss to you it's all the same
i just want to know the new guy's name
i need to know so if i call and you're not home
i know who i'm abusing when he answers your phone
and assuming that my photo still hangs above your bed
i wonder as he's sweating what is going through his head
or is he one of those guys that always keeps his eyes
firmly closed during fellacio
so who's the fella this week bitch
who's the guy who's scratching your itch
does he make you laugh do you like him much
does he have any brains above his crotch
do you like to go where he goes
or does he just keep your ego feeling healthy
i bet he's really wealthy
does he have a shiny car know all the blokes behind the bar
i bet he's got a real job kissing arse of corporate knobs
is his manliness reflected in the beer cans he's collected
does he call you every morning does his accent make you horny
did he get down on his knees and offer you the key to his apartment
i'm sure his sweet carresses will fill the huge cravasses
i left when i left
i need to know what you were doing all those years you were mine
did you think the guy on top of you was wasting your time
and although you always smiled when i knocked on your door
were you wishing you were in northbridge in a holden commodore
that has black sheepskins on the seats and a set of satin sheets
in the boot in case he scores a root
so who's the fella this week bitch
who's the guy who's scratching your itch
does he wear old spice and gel his hair
does he nappisan his underwear
do you like to go where he goes
or does he just keep your ego feeling healthy
i bet he's really wealthy
does he have a mobile phone that he uses when he's at home
he knows everything about fine wine and goes to clubs all the fucking time
does his sex-drive get depleted when collingwood get defeated
is his red car a reflection of the size of his erection
does he say he has the power to keep it up for hours if he need to
he just never needs to

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