I'd much rather have a bug in my ear,
Or a porcupine stuck to my face.
I'd much rather have a frog in my throat,
Than a dog making love to my leg.
Your girl asked you home to meet momma and daddy
She says that she thinks you're nice.
But there's trouble ahead and you wish you were dead
If you don't take this friendly advice,
Don't pet the dog
Don't pet him whatever you do
Now he ain't been fixed, he knows some tricks
That'll sure make a fool out of you.
Don't pet the dog
He gets it confused with romance
Just leave him alone or the next thing you know
He'll be asking your ankle to dance
oh you push him away
You say that's ok
What's his name? Does he sit up and beg?
And you try to act cool, but you look like a fool
With a dog making love to your leg.
Don't pet the dog
He'll boo-boo all over your shoe
Now he ain't been fixed, he knows some tricks
That'll sure make a fool out of you.
Don't pet the dog
He gets it confused with romance
Just leave him alone or the next thing you know
He'll be asking your ankle to dance

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