Tom Green
Miscellaneous
Pet Names for genitalia
Mutton Dagger
Old Blind Bob
Hanging Johnny
Fishing Rod
Tally Whacker
Pocket Rocket
One eyed trouser trout.
Ding Dong
Ankle spanker
Pork Sword
Engine Cranker
Hairy Hot Dog
Davvy Crockett
Let them all hang out.
[chorus]
Pet names for genitalia,
You know the girls think of em
And you gotta love em,
Pet names for genitalia,
There's always something silly
About little willy...
Wang, Whazoo
Weenie, Whacker
Pecker, Pee pee
Kidney cracker,
Heat seeking moisture missile,
Giggle stick,
Love Whistle,
Tube Steak,
Uncle Dick,
THIS IS GETTING REALLY SICK,
I'm not through, there's one more,
Purple helmet warrior!
[repeat chorous x2]

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