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Coulson Lives!
Thatâs the Avengers fangirlsâ song,
Coulson lives,
Even Whedon got it wrong,
Loki stabbed him through the chest with that big knife,
But somehow it managed not to take his life.
Coulson lives,
SHIELDâs medics were in time,
Coulson lives,
If they werenât, tâwould be a crime,
It turned out that Loki only stabbed a Coulson LMD,
Doing roughly the same damage as an arrow in the knee,
Plus heâs routing WiFi right through Lokiâs shiv,
Coulson lives!
Coulson lives!
Thatâs the fangirlsâ solemn creed,
Coulson lives,
For his presence thereâs much need,
Captain Rogers must sign Philâs trading card stash,
Not to mention all that Barton/Coulson slash.
Loki was pwned,
All he impaled was thin air,
Phil was cloned,
Or he wasnât even there,
Heâs in Portland with that cellist, or in Bangkok or Beirut,
Heâs like Carmen San Diego with a better looking suit
We could throw him off a hundred thousand cliffs,
Coulson lives!
Coulson lives,
He was gone but heâs returned,
He was fragged,
But another life heâs earned,
Reincarnated, or brain stored in a jar,
Or his voice will play through Tony Starkâs new car,
Heâll come back, as Grey Phoenix one fine dawn,
Or as SHIELDâs top-ranked Zombie liaison,
Maybe he rules some dimension filled with fantasy cliches.
Hey, Galactus goes through heralds like Pete Parker through Aunt Mays
So if you see all that fic and say, âWhat gives?â
Coulson lives!
- Album:
- In Concert WindyCon 2013
- Sound of Heaven
- Plugged
- Tom Smith and his Digital Acoustic Compilation
- Debasement Tapes
- The Last Hero on Earth: The 24-hour Project, Volume 2...
- Live at Ga-Filk 2001
- The Last Hero on Earth (Prerelease MP3 Pack)
- Laughter Is a Powerful Weapon, Volume 2
- The Last Hero on Earth: A Comic Opera
- Homecoming: Marcon 2005
- iTom 1.0: And So It Begins
- iTom 2.0: Transitions
- iTom 4.0: Smith and Legend
- Who Let Him in Here?
- Domino Death
- The Last Hero On Earth
- Live at LibertyCon 2010
- Live At ConTata 2011
- Live at DucKon 2010