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Brighten up you home, it said in the advert
All your decorating done by an expert
How the hell was I to know he's such a dirty sod
I wanted subtle shades, maybe something duller
There's paint on the chairs and the dogs a different colour
I'm the only bloke I know that does have a day-glo scullery...
[Chorus:]
Dez the demon...never coming back, he's never coming back ooeee
Dez the demon...never get a cheque, he'll never get a cheque from me
Dez the demon decorator
He split a tin o'gloss coz he's a clumsy swine
Ill paint the carpet pink, Ive
got
no
turpentine
Pink footprints everywhere reminding me
The neighbours came for tea and they began to frown
The wallpaper was cock-eyed, flowers upside down
What the flippen 'ecks that decorating clown done now...
[Chorus.... Guitar Bit]
Dez the demons deed is done, my house is an eye-sore
Bumps and Lumps in the wallpaper, paint splashed on the floor
I won't be calling Dez the demon, won't be calling Dez the demon
I won't be calling Dez the demon decorator anymore...
[Chorus]
- Album:
- The Album After the Last One
- Miscellaneous
- Our Last Album?
- Anniversary Anthems
- One More Megabyte
- Orcastrated
- Absurd-Ditties
- Wakey Wakey
- Bare Faced Cheek
- A Far Out Disc
- Dig That Groove Baby
- Dig That Groove
- Singles 83-84
- Treasured Tracks
- Idle Gossip
- Cheerio and Toodlepip! - The Complete Singles
- Zonophone - The Complete Punk Singles Collection
- White Dopes On Punk
- Absolutely Live (Remastered)
- Zonophone: The Punk Singles Collection