[Verse I:]
On a strange night
I've been awake for eleven days
I made myself clear for lack of company
At the hotel bar with schnapps
And a few bad sayings
At some point I was ready
To hop into bed with myself!
And I took it hard
The opposite of a (tooth?) won. -
Now I'm more drawn than Marvel Comics
Now I've crushed all my mirrors
! Because I feel used and never want to go back Before I waste another ticket
I'd better stop playing poker and call a few queens
- but no one answers, what a shitty man! -
I don't need women, I'll take it into my own hands!
Two girls one cup, man
I shit on the hoes
I want a Bambi
For masturbation!
[Refrain:]
Life is not a dance club
In the end you are all alone
Strap on the milking machine
Masturbation!
Because life is not Dance club
In the end it's manual work, even my grandpa loves masturbation!
She says she can't spend the future with me under any circumstances
Because her organic muesli has my toenails in it
/>And there are a few leeches swimming in our bathtub
Oh, I only fuck groupies for purely professional reasons
The relationship was ultimately just stressful anyway
I'm now playing Catholic roulette with other hoes< br/>And I'm not entirely sure, but I almost think I have
I'd rather have a cock in my hand than a pigeon on the roof
It's really true darling, I'm fucking myself!
/>You can read a book or order us a pizza
Baby, please put your pussy away, I don't want sex!
So that I don't get pregnant, I'll eat the pill away from you
Life is not .... Chatroulette -
Horrified looks from your family, I'm jerking off in front of the cam
The fact that I didn't cheat on you is really quite a lie
I have my left hand with mine right hand betrayed!
[Refrain]
[Bridge:]
If you look for support, they turn their back on you
But if the fruit in the tree is good, then you shake< br/>[refrain]

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