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The search is done
you've fought and you have won
you've justled hard and now you've got the prize
It's your day
you've caught the great bouquet
Now here i am before your very eyes
I'm handy round the house
I'll tear then repair you blouse
You've found yourself a DILF
My youth is passed
My expericence is vast
I'm sensitive, but solid as a rock
I always replace lids
I'm incredible with kids
I know just how to clean and boil the wok
I'll love you all night long
and in the morning I'll change the linen
You've found yourself a DILF
D, does things
I, is in-to you
L, longterm
F, the man you'd like to fffff-father your child
The women at the park
they circle me like sharks
the can tell a real man from a mile
anyone can see
the way they look at me
as i pack the car and buckle in my child
they all want a peice of it
because i've proved i can commit
but you can relax
secure in your trackie-dax
You snagged yourslef a DILF
your lookin' at a DILF
D, is for our destiny
I, for the love i have for you
L, for the love i have for you
F, for the love i have for you
- Album:
- Miscellaneous
- Fegh Maha
- Tripod Live - Fegh Maha
- Middleborough Rd
- For the Love of God!
- Tripod Live: Feghmaha
- For the Love of God! - A Tripod Christmas Album
- About an Hour of Song-In-An-Hour
- Box Set
- Open Slather - Special Christmas Edition
- Open Slather - Live April 2000
- About an Hour of Song in an Hour Again!
- Songs from Self Saucing
- Perfectly Good Songs
- Men of Substance
- The Animal Within Us (Caring Is Cool Presents)
- Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2001
- Tripod Versus the Dragon