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Bom-bom
Bom-bom
This is my favourite bit of the song.
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Feel like Iâm in Sesame Street
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Helps if you imagine us as cabbages.
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Actually, do that for the rest of the show, it works really well.
Bom-bomâ¦
Donât get me wrong,
I love Jack Black
Adrian Brodey is great
Naomi Watts is delightful, my friend
But I didnât come here to see any of them
Get to the fucking monkey!
Get to the fucking monkey!
Get to the fucking monkey!
Monkeyâ¦
Donât get me wrongâ¦
Donât get me wrong,
I love Lord of the Rings,
Meet the Feebles was great
Heavenly Creatures, I do recommend,
But I didnât come here to see any again
Get to the fucking monkey!
Get to the fucking monkey!
Get to the fucking monkey!
Andy Serkis is great in real life,
But itâs not who I paid my twelve bucks for.
Donât get me wrong,
Iâve been here so long
And I havenât seen Kong
Itâs not brain surgery, is it? Why canât it just be something like this? Opening credits, weâre in a boat, thereâs an island in the distance. We hear a roar. Itâs King Kong! He jumps on the boat and starts smashing stuff. End of Act 1. Act 2, the whole middle section of the film. Goes for about 10 minutes. Naomi Watts doing gymnastics. Act 3, New York. King Kong starts smashing stuff. Thereâs a short sex scene between King Kong and Naomi Watts. Itâs tasteful though, itâs behind a screen. You just see it in silhouette. Suddenly, Roy Scheider appears. He throws a cylinder of oxygen into King Kongâs mouth and he shoots him and he explodes! The end.
Get to the fucking monkey!
Get to the fucking monkey!
Other films that would benefit from getting to the mother fucking monkey!
Gatesy: Titanic. Opening scene, iceberg! Smash, sinking, sinking, sinking, drown, Leo, drown! Roll credits.
Boogie nights. Opening credits. We see his cock. The end.
Star Wars Episode IV, A New Hope, original 1977 cinema release. Perfect, donât change it.
Get to the fucking monkey!
Get to the fucking monkey!
Get to the fu-
Get to the fu-
Get to the fu-
King Kong, King Kong, King Kong, King Kong.
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- Middleborough Rd
- For the Love of God!
- Tripod Live: Feghmaha
- For the Love of God! - A Tripod Christmas Album
- About an Hour of Song-In-An-Hour
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- Open Slather - Live April 2000
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- Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2001
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