Guys!
We just exploded a bus
That was being attacked, by demon triplet math teachers
Oh Yeah
Is the whole trip going to be like this?
I hope so
Hades is sending his monsters after us, we're doing something right
All our food was in there,
All our clothes were in there,
ALL OUR FOOD WAS IN THERE!!!
sit tight
Look, I made an itinerary for any
adversary drawn from the quests of heroes past
It's right here in my pocket!
It's where in your pocket?
Oops it got busted in the blast
What did it day?
Take that bus,
To Los Angles
We're not on the bus
I know
To Los Angeles,
WE BLEW UP THE BUS!
I know
To Los Angeles,
So what are we supposed to do?
Wait for another bus?
What if we blow up that one too?!
We're lost in the woods,
somewhere in New Jersey and we're never gonna make it to LA
We're lost, and it's cold, and it won't stop raining
Let's just go
No not that way!
No backup plan
No food
No phone
No adult supervision!
We're lost in the woods
And we'll never leave New Jersey, If none of us are making a decision!
It's not safe to stay out here in the
open, When monsters are hoping to eat us alive
How do they know where we are when we
don't even know? How are we gonna survive?
It's your smell
I don't smell
Dude like listen please, Half-Bloods to monsters smell like Mickey D's
We smell?
Like tacos or take-out Vietnamese
so hopefully they just ate
Fantastic gang, well, I don't wanna die in the garden state!
We're lost in the woods,
somewhere in New Jersey and we're never gonna make it to L.A.
We're lost, and it's dark,
AND I THINK THAT SOMETHING'S
MOVING! And I think it's coming this way!
Is it a monster?
It's a squirrel!
*Chittering*
Dude, are you talking to a Sqirrel?
Satyr powers, be nice
This squirrel knows every corner of the woods, maybe he can help us
Really? 'Cause I think that seems kinda nuts
You hurt his feelings. Tell the squirrel you're sorry
I am not saying sorry to a squirrel
He's very sorry. Tell the squirrel you're sorry Percy
Okay, okay. I am sorry
What's he saying?
He says he knows where we are!
Where are we?
He says, we're lost in the woods,
somewhere in New Jersey and we're never gonna make it to LA
Thanks Buddy!
I think the gods are trying to tell me they hate me
I'm getting that too
Hungry monster on the ground
Angry gods are in the sky
No safe places to be found
Wanna run, wanna cry!
Can't go back to any home
Camp is way too far away
Can't protect my only friends
No place to go
No place to stay
We're lost in the world and the world is
freaking awful, and we're never gonna make it to LA
We're lost
We're just kids
We're alone
This is impossible!
Who put the fate of the world in the hands of
three unprepared scared Half-Bloods. IT'S CRAZY!
So pick a direction
It's your quest
A direction?
We trust you
A direction
A direction.
A direction!
Whatever you decide
Whatever I decide
Whatever, dude, decide!
There! I have a good feeling about there!
Children come inside

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