When I was just a boy I lived by the riverside
I had a jug of wine, I always sat too high
Grandpa, give me a swig from this frothing beer
When I was just a girl I had me lots of friends
We'd party every night, they gave me lots of booze
Didn't know I was just a boy in women's underwear
When I was just a man I lived at the corner bar
I had a four-inch friend to help me hide the scar
Everyone was happy, and everyone was sad
The End

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