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Cominâ hard for Friday,
Like a pedophile,
At his computer desk,
Watching Rebecca smile,
I go the extra mile,
The marathons 27th mile,
Then I hit the ice-cold beverage isle,
I got a cast-iron liver,
And I would rather drown my sorrows than cry a river,
I use my brain like you use a plane flight ticket,
Now Iâm in a place where are the fences are white picket,
The only way it might get disturbing,
Is if youâre bothered by the sound of light cricket chirping,
I just let it soak in like Robitussin,
About the fast passed rat-race thereâs no discussion,
Iâm just trynâ to get into the proper mood,
Remix of everyday life, chop and screwed,
What can I do to get the weekdays behind me,
Watsky remind me, thank you kindly.
Kick Monday in the nut sack,
Wedgie Wednesdayâs butt-crack,
Iâm coming hard for Friday,
And if youâre not get the fuck back,
Kick Monday in the nut sack,
Wedgie Wednesdayâs butt-crack,
Iâm coming hard for Fridaaaaaaaay,
And if youâre not get the fuck back.
Compared to mine, all testacies hecka small (tiny),
Mine crack walls like a wrecking-ball (shiny),
When my chequered draws fall,
Yaâll see ornaments fit for a porno flick,
Time to deck the halls,
Iâm glad itâs all finished,
The week was all bin-es,
But now Iâm chillinâ sprawled out with a tall Guinness,
Iâm gonnaâ set the world record for the funnest time ever had on the planet,
So everybody call Guinness (call âem),
I swear alot, this ainât fisher price,
But if Iâm a bad influence then hereâs some great advice,
Kids, donât be a dick-weed,
Appreciate the shiiit out of the present moment and be fuckinâ nice!
I whistle weird for the tune of it,
They all did it, ruin it,
We spent two months on this here blue grass funk rock hip-hop album,
Cause we really felt like doing it,
So everybodyâ¦
Kick Monday in the nut sack (kick it),
Wedgie Wednesdayâs butt-crack,
Iâm coming hard for Friday,
And if youâre not get the fuck back,
Kick Monday in the nut sack (real hard),
Wedgie Wednesdayâs butt-crack,
Iâm coming hard for Fridaaaaaaaay,
And if youâre not get the fuck back.
Thatâs Ryan on the gi-tar ladies and gentleman
Iâm an Amer-i-cin,
I put my work in,
And when my works done,
Itâs time for perkinâ (letâs get fucked up),
Hey, letâs invite the vultures down to have a drink,
They must be getting tired doing all that circling,
Cause itâs the worlds end,
Weâre over heat-a-lated!
And from what I hear,
Weâre also over people-ated,
So thereâs no room,
Or weâll just explode soon (boom),
So letâs get inebriated,
And forget what we created,
So I bin thinkinâ,
We should have a big party for all humans,
And even woman (ladies),
For the dumb southerners,
The lazy Mexicans,
The A-rabs, and the Coloureds,
And their peckers and,
The cheap Jews, which is me too,
Iâll even treat you,
But just this once,
Cause nothingâs free dude,
And when the fiery end comes weâll burn up quicker,
Cause weâre full of liquor!
So everybodyâ¦
Kick Monday in the nut sack (donât be afraid, just wind up and do it),
Kick Monday in the nut sack (get a running start, cmon now son!),
Kick Monday in the nut sack (family jewels and family jews cmon),
Kick Monday in the nut sack (donât be afraid ? ),
Kick Monday in the nut sack (Tuesday too, why the hell not),
Kick Monday in the nut sack (And Wednesday gets a wedgie everybody),
Kick Monday in the nut sack (cmon, cmon, cmon with steal-toe boots),
Kick Monday in the nut sack (with your Air Jordans),
Kick Monday in the nut sack (not wearing Crocks though, you can get the fuck out of here),
Kick Monday in the nut sack (youâre a bad mother-shiiit),
Kick Monday in the nut sackâ¦
- Album:
- Watsky and Mody