I rang your Wayne Manor bell
Your secrets I'll never tell
But things aren't going so well
Oh yeah and by the way,
This Harvey Dent day is crap
I know that you took the wrap
Its been eight years and no Bat
And so I gotta say
Your dread was holdin'
Smoke bombs you were throwin'
Dark Knight, cape was flowin'
What the hell you doing lately?!
Hey, when I met you,
It was crazy
A Lamborghini
And two hot ladies
You tried to look like
You were happy
But you were Batman
And really angry
Hey, when I met you,
You were crazy
You drove a tumbler
Through Gotham City
And all the orphan boys
Tried to haze me
I know you're Batman
So stop bein' lazy
They say you're pissin' in jars
You got long nails and weird scars
And that you don't drive your cars
Oh yeah and by the way,
I think this Cat Lady steals,
She's doing back flips in heels
Acting like it's no big deal
And did I mention Bane?
His fame is growing
Weird mask, muscles showin'
Almost killed Jim Gordon
What you gonna do about it?!
Hey, when I met you
It was crazy
You drove a tumbler
In Gotham City
It's hard to walk right
With a bad knee
Go see a doctor
A leg brace maybe?
Hey when I met you,
You were crazy
You used a sky hook
To kidnap Chinese
This Harvey Dent day
It don't phaze me
We need the Batman
So quit bein' lazy
Before you were the Dark Knight
Gotham was so bad
It was so bad
I mean like so so bad
Before you were the Dark Knight
Gotham was so bad
Now we miss Batman
So just be Bat-Batman
(man man man)
It's hard fight crime
From the East Wing,
So ride your Bat Pod
And shoot that gun thing
Hey when I met you,
You were crazy
You drove a tumbler
Through Gotham City
And all the orphan boys
Tried to haze me
I know you're Batman
So stop bein' lazy
Before this Bane guy steals your cash
Just shave your mustache
Shave off your mustache
Just shave off your mustache
Don't put on the Batman mask
With a mustache
Just shave your mustache
There is no Batman 'stache

SUBMIT CORRECTIONS