Well, you think you're the first to ever get in trouble
For taking your dancing just a little too far?
A hundred years ago songs had a good hook
To get everyone moving and sweating in the bar
Dance like a killer, show em your fist
Dance like a teen who's never been kissed
We'll do the grapple, try out the sling
Grab yourself a queen and show her who's king
I dig those ancient moves…
Such as fire dance, and the plague of frogs
And they did the pyramid twist
For forty days and forty nights
On fire
Now, Egyptians used to really have a ball
Doing the blue lotus and climbing the wall
They used to twist you for real before they had the twist
So dance like an ancient monster coming out from the mist
We used to do the monkey before we could speak
Used to let of some steam at mount Vesuvius' peak
Forget break dancing man, gimme a break
There ain't nothing like the thrill of a real earthquake
And the lord did say Rise up from your tombs!
There is life after death, so dig those ancient moves!

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