JEREMY: C-c-c'mon, c-c-c'mon,
SQUIP: (Spoken) What did we say about masturbation?
JEREMY: I was just gonna... check my email...
SQUIP: You can't lie to me, Jeremy, I'm inside your brain.
Now, we're going to divise a system:
I tally every time you think about sex and that is how many push ups you do.
If this morning is an indicative sample, you'll have pecks in no time.
JEREMY: (Sung) Still not gonna be the cool guy,
But maybe not so left out.
Of all the characters at school,
I might be the one who the story's about.
Now that someone's helping me out!
SQUIP: Now get ready...
JEREMY/SQUIP: ...to more...
JEREMY: Than survive!
COMPANY: Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah...
JEREMY: All in all, a not to heinous day...
COMPANY: Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah...
JEREMY: Walk the hall with purpose as a swagger along my way...
COMPANY: (Interluding) Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, hey! Hey!
JEREMY: Feelin' crisp and high and clean...
COMPANY: (Interluding) Nah... nah... nah...
JEREMY: As I head to drama practice with Christine!

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