cccmon ccccmon go go
im waiting for my porno to load
my brain is gonna freakin explode
and now of course its time to hit the road
which means ill be uncomfortable all day
but that really isnt such a change
if im not feeling weird or super strange
my life would be an utter disarray
cause freaking out is my okay
GOOD MORNING TIME TO START THE DAY
cccmon cccmon
cccmon cccmon
should i take a bus or walk instead
i feel my stomache filling up with dread
when i get nervous my whole face goes red
weigh the options calmly and be still
the junior on the bus is killer weak
but if i walk when i arrive im gonna straight up reak
and my boxers will be bunchy and my pits will leak
ugh god i wish i had the skill
to just be fine and cool and chill
i dont wanna be a hero
just wanna stay in the line
ill never be your rob deniro
for me joe peshi is fine
so i follow my own rules
and i use them as my tools
to stay alive
i dont wanna be special no no
i just wanna survive
cccmon cccmon
cccmon ccmon
so jenna roland said madeline yold jake
ill only up with you if you beat me at pool
and then she lost at pool
deliberitly
that is so awesome
brooke!
i mean slutty
and the madeline was all
IM TELLING THE STORY JENNA
oh my god hes like totally getting off on that
yo dont touch me tall ass
sorry i was just trying to get
JAKEY D
so whats the story with madeline
oh man i shouldnt say
but its a good thing i rock at pool
i navigate through the dangerous halls
focus on a poster there on the wall
avoiding any eye contact at all
and trying hard to remain unseen
posters closer now what does it say
its a sign up for the afterschool play
its a sign up sheet for getting called gay
and thats not what i need right now
and seen i hang a left and theres
christineeeeee
christineeeeee
christineeeeee
chirstine conicula
christineeeeee
did you say something?
well that was smooth
yeah that was super pimp
my mac daddy game couldnt be more limp
no time to wollow
no instead just clear your brain and move ahead
accept that youre one of those guys
who will be a virgin til he dies
I dont wanna be a baller
just want some skills to count on
if my nuts were any smaller
they would be totally gone
if i continue at thus rate
the only thing ill ever date
is my macbook pro hard-drive
i dont wanna be clooney no no
i just wanna survive
MICHAEL!
jeremy my buddy hows it hanging
lunch is banging had my sushi
got my slushie and more
the roll was meki maki and im feeling kinda cocky
that girl at sev elev gave me a generous pour
youre listening to bob marley again arent you?
ooooooh im listening to marley
and the groove is sounding gnarly
and were almost at the end of this song
at that was the end
now tell me friend
how was class?!
you look like ass
whats wrong?
i wrote christine a letter telling her how i feel
thats progress!
yeah i tore it up and flushed it
its still progress...
its all good
i saw on discovery
that humanity has stopped evolving
thats good?
evolution is survival of the fittest, right?
but now because of technology
you dont have to be strong to survive
which means theres never been a better time in history to be a loser!
ha so own it!
why try to be cool when you could be...
signing up for the play!
i was gonna say getting stoned in my basement
no! i mean look whos signing up for the play
christineeeeee
christineeeeee
christineeeeee
christineeee conicula
christineeeeee
christineeeeee
christineeeeee
christineeeeee
christine conicula
christineeeee conicula
i feel my body moving through the air
see my converse walking over there
take a shaky breath and i prepare
who cares if people think im lame
christine signed ill do the same
i grabbed the pen i write my name
GAYYYYYY HAHAHAHHAHA
ah i like gay people
im never gonna be the cool guy
im more the one whos left out
oh all the characters at school
i am not the one who the story's about
whyyyy cant someone just help me out
am teach me how to thrive
help me to more than surviveeeee
na na na na na na na na na
more than surviveeeeeee
na na na na na na na na na
more than survivveeeeeee
na na na na na na na na na
if this was an acpocolypse
i would not need any tips
in how to stay alive
but since the zombie army's yet to decsend
and the period is going to end
im just trying my best to pass the test and
surviveeeeeee
cccccmon cccmon
survivvveeeeeee
cccmon cccmon go go
go go go go go go go go goooo GO

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