(feat. Alaska 5000)
I'm a modern privileged gay
You spend most evenings on your back
Disposable income every day
I think it's time that we both give back
Turn off Dr Oz
Ride a bike for a good cause
Raise some dough
For our friends who are Poz
Training, sweating
That shit hurts
Feel the wind blowing in your hair
Training in our mini skirts
Or some fashionable activewear
I still don't see
The appeal
Plus I can't ride a bike in heels
But just think
How good you'll feel
Ehh I can make my round for a better weekend
Get your ass in San Fransisco
Then ride down to L.A
Safety first, so wear a helmet
Bitch I said no way
How about I ride a flatbed
I'll look cute and pay for gas
Cause you know I love a road trip
But cliff bars taste like
Delicious
Your a shady fucking drag queen
Probably going straight to Hell
So you do a little Aids ride
And the Pr goes well
I look like a real good person
With generous charity ways
So I'll make a stank face baby
But I'll ride for Aids
Are you a Starbucks lover, Willam?
Is there Wi-Fi on this thing?
I will beat you with your selfie stick
Sexual, body wear
Plus the Lycra shows off his--
Oh my gosh!
This view is right
I will bike all through the night
Pitch a tent
It feels so nice
So each mile that I go
Makes the donations pile on up
Plus we get free Gatorade
Can I get some back up in my...
Shut your mouth, you'll swallow a bug
It's a nice break from drag and drugs
Plus I get to shake these big jugs
I knew we shoulda asked that Aussie what's her name to come here.
Ah ah ah!!
You're a shady fucking drag queen
Probably going straight to hell
But then you do a little Aids ride
And the Pr goes well.
I look like a real good person
With generous charity ways
I'll make a stank face baby
But I'll ride for Aids
So you follow up and donate
To fighthiv.org
Give a little and you'll get back
It'll be a smorgasbord
Get some cash if you ain't got time
Good karma gets you laid
We'll make a stank face baby
But we'll ride for Aids
Please don't sue Taylor Swift
We're dogooders
Gave you credit right down there in the footer
Please don't sue Taylor Swift
We're dogooders
Go and donate to this site
In the footer
You're a shady fucking drag queen
Probably going straight to hell
But then you do a little Aids ride
And the Pr goes well.
I look like a real good person
With generous charity ways
I'll make a stank face baby
But I'll ride for Aids
So you follow up and donate
To fighthiv.org
Give a little and you'll get back
It'll be a smorgasbord
Get some cash if you ain't got time
Good karma gets you laid
We'll make a stank face baby
But we'll ride for Aids
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