Yeah
I gotta talk from the heart right now
Sing about my true love
I wanna do that also
Ye-ye-ye-ye-Yeah
I hate my fans
But I love money
I think my fans are awful humans and they choose to fund me
When I get a message saying I've impacted someone's life
It's just like Oh my God! I hate you!, and then I attach a virus
I use my fans to pay rent (yeah)
I use my fans to pay rent (yeah)
I take donations but let me be clear I hate them 100
If you're listening, then I definitely hate you
But then also know you are the reason I am making paper
Sing it!
This is the real me
You should take it seriously
Hate my fans, love money
Whoaa, oh oh
I love bagels
Breakfast, dinner, lunch
I love bagels
Dessert, late snack, brunch
I love bagles
You can come to my house
And eat bagels for fun
I live at 1060 West Addison
60613 Chicago Illinois, USA
You can meet me there, but on week days I'm never there from 4 till 8
This is the real me
You should take it seriously
Doughnuts are just dessert bagels to me Whoaa, oh oh
I like rocks!
Sandstone
Limestone
Quartz
This kind!
Is quartz a rock or a gem?
Are gems rocks?
I like both!
This is the real me
You should take it seriously
You know what rocks? Geology!
I like to steal!
I steal everything that's not nailed down
Then I steal the nails
'Vause you know that I don't joke around
I don't joke around
'Cause I take things literally
You think your things are your things
Well I think differently
I steal your dairy products
Now it's not-yo-cheese
I'm dangerous except during safe robberies
If you say take a seat
I steal your chair
I go to Rob's house and rob his house when he's not there
I steal your kitchen utensils
It's a whisk worth taking
I'm so strong
I don't lift weights
I do shop-lifting
I open a restaurant
Spicy chicken wings
Order take away from me
Anf I take away your things
This is the real me
You should take it seriously
I get everything for free
Whoaa, oh oh
This is the real us
Everything we say, you can trust
Doin' it all for our subs (Except for me!) Whoaa, oh oh

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