Iâve got a girl and youâve got a (wolf whistle)
Iâm like a man and youâre like a (sumo grunt)
Iâve got a dog and youâve got a (quack, quack)
Iâm up a hill and youâre on the (clap, clap)
Edge of your seat and you think about where to go
To the end of the street and you think about where to go
Youâve got a home and Iâve got a (car horn)
Youâre on the phone when Iâm on the (toilet)
Youâre in the dark and Iâm in the (triangle ting)
Youâve got to stop when Iâm on the (clap, clap)
Edge of my seat and I think about where to go
To the end of my street and I think about where to go
Well Iâm going
Oooooohhh oooooohh oooooohh
Iâve seen a ghost and you seen a (werewolf)
I left a note and you leave a (hooter)
Youâre on the road and Iâm on the (bongoâs)
Youâre in a mood and Iâm in a (gong)
Iâve got a thing and youâve got a (squeaky owl)
Youâve got it good and Iâve got it
Iâm feeling weird and your feeling (bird whistle)
Iâm coming back and youâre leaving
Bye bye