Saturday night Iâm bringing skills here at the table top
So much better at Monopoly than at nerdcore hip-hop
I won at Tongiaki, Uno, and Settlers of Catan
Hand me a twenty sided die and Iâll show you who is the man
Back up with a soda pop
Rolling doubles all night and Iâm feeling hot
See that Iâm getting outta jail free
Hitting duce 5s yo thatâs my free parking
Feeling pretty dopehat know Iâm winning all these games tonight
Collect 20 bucks from everybody whoâs feeling good alright
Clean up the board and money while my buddy lifts the GM Screen
I got my D, my handbook, and my trusty character sheet
My warrior is known to do 8 plus 1 with his fists
Turning orcs into clouds of blood wishing they didnât exist
I receive all my XP then we proceed to some games of Munchkin
Think Iâm getting all the good treasure? Thatâs a great assumption
Back down with the power glove
For once weâre gonna show this table love
Turn the TV off and grab some dice
This is how we roll mo-fo on nerd night
Nobodyâs trading with Beefy when we play SOC
I tell em that Iâve got wood for sheep, they just make faces at me
We play some Ninja Burger my card says I do a backflip
3am but I donât care my friend yo itâs time for conflict
Never been a fan of Scrabble
Words or birds or psychobabble
We need three days for some RISK
Trapped in Ukraine I slash wrists
But I sit back I donât get pissed
Iâll win cause Iâm an optimist
Game of Life? Donât waste my time
Iâd rather go back home and rhyme
I came here for games and friends
I wipe the smudge up off my lens
Then I stand up on my seat
Dispense this knowledge I decree
That nerd night is the greatest thing to happen to all of our lives