That's what she said last night
That's what she said last night
You're about to get it alright alright
That's what she said last night
I went down to Kinkos
To get some faxin' done
My ex girlfriend works down there
She was my number one
She said Billy I'm busy
Why don't ya come around back
I'll clear the store and lock the doors
We can fax all night
That's what she said last night
That's what she said last night
You're about to get it alright alright
That's what she said last night
I got my other girlfriend
Livin' in my house
When I got home 2 days late
She upped and chucked me out
I went and got her this groovin' watch
To make things up with her
She said Billy I love a good groovin'
And then she begin to purr
I got a brand new cellphone
It was a little bitty thing
Just right for a country boy like thing
My girlfriend took a poke at the thing
Then she threw it away
She said Billy I know you're attached to that thing
But it's too small for me
That's what she said last night
That's what she said last night
You're like to get it all night alright
I tell ya what, next time I buy a cell phone, it's gonna be one of them big ol'
good'uns, that vibrates, maybe she'll like that better, I don't know, some people
you just can't please 'em
That's what she said last night
That's what she said last night
You're about to get it alright alright
That's what she said last night
- :
- Long in the Tooth
- Live At Billy Bob’s Texas
- Tramp on Your Street
- Miscellaneous
- Unshaven - the Live Album
- Storyteller (Live at the Bluebird 1992)
- The Essential Billy Joe Shaver
- Live from Austin, TX
- Live from Austin, TX: Outlaw Country
- Greatest Hits
- 2003-10-04: Smith’s Olde Bar, Athens, GA, USA
- 2009-12-03: The Melting Point, Athens, GA, USA
- Billy Joe Shaver: Greatest Hits
- Honky Tonk, Vol. 1
- Honky Tonk Heroes
- Restless Wind: The Legendary Billy Joe Shaver 1973-1987
- Waylon Jennings: The Red River Tribute
- When I Get My Wings
- The Complete Columbia Recordings
- The Squidbillies Present: Music for Americans Only Made...