I'm up in the morning and it's not even day
Pack up my belongings and I'm on my way
Second bell rings for the first period class
I go into the corner so I won't be harassed
I wish that I could be hot for teacher too
Instead of singing these ugly teacher blues
Ugly teacher blues
Sheâs big and smelly with a red hairy mole
Coke bottle glasses and eyes black as coal
Short little legs waddles when she walks
Like fingernails on a chalk board when she talks
I wish that I could be hot for teacher too
Instead of singing these ugly teacher blues
Ugly teacher blues
Yeah summers almost over
Only a few good days left
And I'm stuck here in the corner
With the ugliest teacher that I ever met
Well it's the same old crap just a different day
I keep telling myself it's gonnaâ be okay
But I canât study I canât concentrate
She gave me detention for one minute late
I wish that I could be hot for teacher too
Instead of singing these ugly teacher blues
Ugly teacher blues
I stare at the clock but the hands don't move
Somebody please tell me what's a poor boy to do
With these ugly teacher blues