Well, I wish I had my picture on the Rolling stone today
I wish that the Enquirer spread a rumor that I was gay
I wish I had some buddies, some movie stars and such
Cause I probably wouldn't worry about the two of us as much
And I'd spend all my money on caviar and cocaine
And I would not remember how you broke my heart today
You know I, I wish I had a super model so skinny and so wild
And a waitress in Nevada, she says she's carrying my child
I'd drive down Sunset Boulevard, my hair blowin' in the wind
I'd stop at fancy restaurants and they'd finally let me in
And I'd spend all my money on caviar and cocaine
And I would not remember how you broke my heart today
Yeah, I wish I had my picture with the Rolling Stones today
And I wish the enquirer would spread a rumor that I was gay
I wish I knew a movie star, someone like Charlie Sheen
'Cause if he'd hang out with Kato Kaelin
Well I guess he'd hang out with me
And I'd spend all my money on caviar and rogaine
And I would not remember how you broke my heart today
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- High Life
- Beautiful Day
- Good Times
- Live
- Miscellaneous
- Step Right Up
- Unleashed Live
- Life of the Party
- Monitor This! Winter 1998
- Bandera
- Texas Fed, Texas Bred: Redefining Country Music, Volume 1
- Texas Fed, Texas Bred: Redefining Country Music, Volume II
- Brewed in Texas, Volume 2
- The Best of Country Music Channel 2005 (disc 2)
- The Imus Ranch Record II
- Austin Country Nights
- The Imus Ranch Record, Vol. II
- Brewed In Texas, Vol. 2
- Texas Fed, Texas Bred, Vol. 2
- I Want You Bad