Diageo Diageo have mounted a Crusade
Creating Arthur's Day they've suckered us into their charade
Start âem off on Alco-Pops tastes just like lemonade
Get âem into the hit while they're young and none the wiser
Diageo pump the volume up on Arthur's Day
With The Manic Street Preachers, Primal Scream, Tom Jones and David Gray
To flog their alcohol they're revvin the youngsters up for a mighty spree
Happy Happy Happy Happy Arthur's Day
Its suchâ¦. a Happy Clappy Advertisin' Scheme
Drink sensibly they implore us, as their Hosannas sound a never-ending ân kids get hooked on the fantasies that flash before us
Arthurs Alcoholiday is comin' round again
He's the patron saint of porter canonized by the Advertisin' Men
The medics in the ambulance âll be workin overtime,
The A&E âll be like a drunk tank in the firing line
While Diageo goes AWOL at closing time
Happy Happy Happy Happy Arthur's Day
Its suchâ¦. a Happy Clappy Advertisin' Scheme
Drink sensibly they implore us, as their Hosannas sound a never-ending ân kids get hooked on the fantasies that flash before us
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- Lily
- Listen
- Graffiti Tongue
- Smoke and Strong Whiskey
- Ordinary Man
- Ride On
- The Time Has Come
- Live In Dublin
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- Live At The Point
- Burning Times
- Non-Album Releases
- Live At The Point 2006
- Live In Dublin 2006
- H-Block
- Folk Tale
- Folk Awards 2012
- The Hardy Bucks Album
- Where I Come From
- Die Hit Giganten Best of Keltica