You know, Richard, I never thought it would end this way
Shaking your hand at the Eckard Hall in Clearwater Florida
I was the only one there under 65
I guess that's how it goes
So I've met the man
I went on stage and shook his hand
But I feel unfulfilled
(There is something still wrong)
Was this a good life goal?
I should have probably focused more on school
Or learned a marketable skill
(Instead of writing celebrity songs)
I'm lost without Richard Drefuss
An existential crisis
And nothing else rhymes with Dreyfuss
So it's time to say
Goodbye
To Richard Dreyfuss