George Carlin
have a nice day
I had kind of an interesting morning this morning. I call it 'interesting', I use that word because I don't have a 'nice' day anymore. Frankly, I don't bother with them. I feel as if I've outgrown the nice day. Let someone else have a few. I've had my share. Why should I be hogging all the really nice ones? So I feel I'm beyond the nice day now. 'Course people still want me to have one. Everybody wants me to have a nice day. Have
a
nice
day! Yeah,
yeah,
yeah.
Would
you
give
me
my
fuckin change, please!" Some people are really insistent- "I said have a nice day!"
"Okay, okay goddammit, all right!" Thats
the
trouble
with
have a nice day