You got a dirty mind
And inside your head, you dunno what to do
If you stare too long, you gonna go blind
It's your random ways that keep you left behind
(Let me call you) Captain Morgan – tell me what his name
You got sausage eyes
When you turn the knob
You gonna make me cry
You hear nothing, no matter how hard I try
Coz your delusional in everybody's eyes
(Let me call you) Captain Morgan – tell me what his name
Drinking triple shots on the morning plan
Filling up your pants with your yellow pain
You're not an evil guy
You're not Hannibal and you're not a spy
What I'm gonna do is, just leave you alone
Coz everything you touch just a turns to stone