Half Man Half Biscuit
bogus official
Iâm the man that you need on the day that it rains
Iâm the wiser advisor on capital gains
Iâm the lowlife pretending to look at your drains
Iâm a bogus official
Donât let me in
Iâm the police, Iâm the clergy, Iâm Measures and Weights
Iâm the chap doing the survey on alley gates
I need to know where youâll be on the following dates
âCos Iâm a bogus official
Nice dress
Courteous, friendly, jolly, and fat
With a smile saying, âLook, I know itâs under the mat
I donât give a fuck about your missing catâ
B-O-G-U-S official
- :
- New Perspective
- Urge for Offal
- 90 Bisodol (Crimond)
- Cammell Laird Social Club
- Achtung Bono
- Trouble Over Bridgwater
- Back In The D.H.S.S.
- CSI:Ambleside
- McIntyre, Treadmore And Davitt
- Some Call It Godcore
- Four Lads Who Shook The Wirral
- Voyage To The Bottom Of The Road
- This Leaden Pall
- CSI: AMBLESIDE
- Acd
- Back In The D.H.S.S. / The Trumpton Riots E.P
- Back Again in the D.H.S.S. (Extra Tracks)
- Eno Collaboration E.P.
- The Peel Sessions: 1995-08-05
- The Peel Sessions: 1997-02-02