One Saturday night
I went down to the morgue
Couldn't get any service
From two guys who looked bored
I couldn't understand just how this pair got employed
'Cause they were two skeletons playing Paperboy
One said, Hey,
there
you
are
on
the
screen.
How
do
you
deal
with
the
fame?
The other said, Reapin is a super tough gig. Its
not
like
it
is
in
the
video
games.
You're listening to Reaper Radio
That was Absolutely
Fear
the
Reaper by Black Oyster Cult
Followed by Definitely
Pay
the
Ferryman by Chris De Mise
Special message from the top to all the grim reapers out there on the clock
Be sure to put the new cover sheet on all your Terminal Participant Selection reports
Your final daily grind is when we clock in
'Cause we reap what you sow with no stock options
With a seraphim scythe
It's a grim life
File this
Stamp that
The blood is in the red
And the hood is in the black
With a seraphim scythe
It's a grim life
Malcolm redefines the phrase death
and
taxes
Paves the way to the grave with bureaucratic actions
He'd the overpaid, undead, afterlife official
Boney hands signing papers and writing initials
Such are the tribulations of Hack & Slash
The duo of doom, red tape, and corporate backlash
You're back with Reaper Radio
A new message from on high to all employees
All decapitants must be processed with form 666 under sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-subsection H
In other newsHEY WHAT'REAAAHHHrrggh
This is Hack & Slash
We control the radio now
Furthermore, all music will be DARK ANGELspit
GothSICLES
And HARDCORE PONG