Honky, Honky the Christmas Goose
Got so fat that he was no use
Till he learned how to blow his nose
Honk! The way a goose nose blows
After that and just for fun, it was a simple matter
He would blow his honky horn to see that people scatter
Cars and planes and trucks and trains would get out of his way.
And when they heard that honky horn, this is what they say:
Oh, honky, honky the Christmas Goose
Got so fat that he was no use
Till he learned how to blow his nose
Honk! The way a goose nose blows
Christmas Eve was bright and clear, no trouble was in sight
But atlas base and traffic jams gave Santa claus a fright
With rockets, kites and satellites with pups and dogs and all.
His team of tiny reindeer would slow down to a call
Oh, honky, honky the Christmas Goose
Got so fat that he was no use
Till he learned how to blow his nose
Honk! The way a goose nose blows
Santa sure was worried for their children on his list.
He had to get a move on or their stockings would be missed
Just then he heard a honky horn a-coming down the sky
And everything moved over to let the sleigh go by
Oh, Honky honky the Christmas goose
Though he's fat, he is still some use
Now he rides in the Christmas sleigh
He honks his horn
*Honk honk*
To tell the world
*Honk honk*
That Santa Claus is on his way!