I like a little mayo
Mustard is my thing
Make my bread as white as cotton
I'll have wheat with seven grains
And a little candle glowing when we eat is what I like
I need to see what I'm consuming, so please turn on the lights
I go to bed before the news
I'm still awake at two A.M.
I'm up before the chickens
If I can, I'm sleeping in
I like wearing huntin' clothes
I like huntin' clothes to wear
I'll always ask directions
I'll find my own way there
We've got incompatibility everywhere we turn
But still we stay together cause there's a lesson we have learned
That if this man and woman were in every way the same
One of us would not be needed, and wouldn't that be a shame
I like a walk in the park
And I would rather run
How far can we go on empty
I've never seen as fun
I like talking to my buddy's when we're teeing off at ten
My greens and conversation are a salad bar with friends
My feet are like December
His: And mine are like July
While I'm piling on the blankets
I lay there and fry
I married Ebenezer Scrooge
I married Mrs. Claus
While I'm watching Casablanca
I'd rather be watching football
We've got incompatibility everywhere we turn
But still we stay together cause there's a lesson we have learned
That if this man and woman were in every way the same
One of us would not be needed, and wouldn't that be a shame
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- Green Wave
- Miscellaneous
- Elf: Music From The Major Motion Picture
- The Lena Horne Easter Collection
- But Beautiful
- Live and Lovely Lena Horne
- Lena Horne
- The Songs of Lena Horne, Vol. 3
- Let Me Love You and Other Live Hits
- The Essential Lena Horne Collection, Vol. 3
- New York Jazz Club
- Eight Classic Albums
- Platinum Fine Jazz Ladies
- The Best Of Lena Horne
- Seasons Of A Life
- Planet Jazz
- Stormy Weather
- Swing! The Ultimate Big Band Album
- Capitol Sings Jerome Kern: "The Song Is You"
- Capitol Sings Johnny Mercer: “Too Marvellous For Words”