Anything he can do, I can do dumber
I can do anything dumber than him
No, you can't
Yeah, I can
No, you can't
Yeah, I can
Quit talking crap
And prove you're dumb, man
To get around town
I can ace this race
I roll down the street
With shopping carts as skates
I always take first dates
To da club with my mum
I run through airports
Screaming about my lip balm
You think that's dumb?
That ain't s**t, son
I misplaced my hammer
So I used a nail gun
Blow dry my hair
While I take a nap in the bath
I stuck my tongue to a frozen pole
And it hecka sucked ass
Anything you can do, I can do dumber
I can do anything dumber than you
No, you can't
Yeah, I can
No, you can't
Yeah, I can
Quit talking crap
And prove you're dumb, man
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, du-dumb, dumb, du-dumb
Dumb! Forgot to put lemons
In my lemon meringue pie
Dumb! Hold my breath through a tunnel
And almost died
Dumb! Siphoned gas out of a septic tank
Dumb! Tagged myself a selfie
When I tried to rob a bank
Dumb! Lit fireworks in my room
To hear them go pop
Dumb! Built a fully functional humanoid robot
Er, dude... That's not dumb at all. That's... actually kind of brilliant.
Oh, er...
Peed into a bottle and gave it to a cop
Hahahaha!
Anything you can do, I can do dumber
I can do anything dumber than you
No, you can't
Yeah, I can
No, you can't
Yeah, I can
Quit talking crap
And prove you're dumb, man
I can eat my phone
To take a pic of my heart
I can scratch my own back
'Cause I cut off my arm
Gave a scary biker a free prostate exam
To impress a hitchhiker
I lit my fart inside a van
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- Dixon Cider (Single)
- Miscellaneous
- Sexy Album
- Backwards Curse Words
- The Legend of Zelda Rap [Uncensored]
- Montage Machine
- Shut Up! And Listen
- The Wiener Song (Autotune)
- Moms Are the Bomb
- Compilation
- Sex Turban
- Bearclaw (Food Battle 2014)
- Vegan Cheesecake (Food Battle 2014)
- Smash Rap
- Pen15
- Bot Best Friend
- Best Food in the World
- Smoshtastic
- Parents Suck!
- B F Fs