Smosh
hair ballad
I've been unlucky in love and so disenchanted
I Screwd it all up
And took you for granted
Hair...
I wish you never were not there
Can't get a job
And nobody loves me
Used to have friends
But now I'm so lonley
Hair...
I hope you know that I still care
Hair...
You make me feel so complete
If you'd come back
I'd grow you down to my feet
Even Fat Girls won't look at me on the street, I swear...
I'd do it all for some more hair
Motorists Beware
'Cause I might blind you with my glare
Life's so unfair
I really miss my sweet ass hair
I don't mean my ass
hair
I should've put a hyphen there...
- :
- Dixon Cider (Single)
- Miscellaneous
- Sexy Album
- Backwards Curse Words
- The Legend of Zelda Rap [Uncensored]
- Montage Machine
- Shut Up! And Listen
- The Wiener Song (Autotune)
- Moms Are the Bomb
- Compilation
- Sex Turban
- Bearclaw (Food Battle 2014)
- Vegan Cheesecake (Food Battle 2014)
- Smash Rap
- Pen15
- Bot Best Friend
- Best Food in the World
- Smoshtastic
- Parents Suck!
- B F Fs