I bought this turban at a garage sale,
and ever since then I've been an alpha male
There's just something ladies love
about a big, sexy turban
Someone better hose me down
'cuz I'm so hot, I'm burnin'
(Sex Turban)
It's a magical sexual hat
(Sex Turban)
I wouldn't be caught dead in that
(Sex Turban)
You put it on and all the ladies wanna sex ya
(Sex Turban)
Alright, fine. Do you have an extra?
Not everybody knows
just how I get my hoes
Whoa! Sexist!
Not everybody knows
how to respectfully pursue a woman
That's better.
If you wanna get a lady in your bed
put a sex turban on your head
(Sex Turban)
It's a turban that's made of sex
(Sex Turban)
My ancestors were oppressed!
(Sex Turban)
No girl has ever touched me there
(Sex Turban)
Oh, Ian, can I taste your hair?
At first I didn't think
the turban magic was real
and now I'm covered in ladies
trying to cop a feel
It was cool at first
but now I'm feeling harassed
so now I'm gonna take it off
so they stop groping my ass!
(Sex Turban)
It's a sex hat made of cloth
(Sex Turban)
You can never take it off!
Wait! What?
(Death Turban)
If you take it off you'll die
Dude, what the fuck?
(Death Turban)
Just keep it on, don't ask why
- :
- Dixon Cider (Single)
- Miscellaneous
- Sexy Album
- Backwards Curse Words
- The Legend of Zelda Rap [Uncensored]
- Montage Machine
- Shut Up! And Listen
- The Wiener Song (Autotune)
- Moms Are the Bomb
- Compilation
- Sex Turban
- Bearclaw (Food Battle 2014)
- Vegan Cheesecake (Food Battle 2014)
- Smash Rap
- Pen15
- Bot Best Friend
- Best Food in the World
- Smoshtastic
- Parents Suck!
- B F Fs