Dr. Everett v. Scott
From the day he was born
He was trouble
He was the thorn
In his mother's side
She tried in vain
Criminologist
But he never caused her nothing but shame
Dr. Everett v. Scott
He left home the day she died
From the day she was gone
All he wanted
Was rock and roll porn
And a motorbike
Shooting up junk
Criminologist
He was a low down cheap little punk
Dr. Everett v. Scott
Taking everyone for a ride
When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife
Dr. Frank-N-Furter
What a guy
Janet Weiss
Makes you cry
Dr. Everett v. Scott
And I did
Columbia
Everybody shoved him
I very nearly loved him
I said hey listen to me
Stay sane inside insanity
But he locked the door
And threw away the key
Dr. Everett v. Scott
But he must've been drawn
Into something
Making him warn me
In a note which reads
What's it say? What's it say?
I'm out of my head
Oh hurry, or I may be dead
They mustn't carry out their evil deeds
When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife
Dr. Frank-N-Furter
What a guy
Janet Weiss
Makes you cry
Dr. Everett v. Scott
And I did
When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife
Dr. Frank-N-Furter
What a guy
Whoa ho ho
Janet Weiss
Makes you cry
Hey hey hey
Dr. Everett v. Scott
And I did