When I ripped my pants
I thought I had everybody on my side,
But I went and blew it all sky high,
And now she wont even spare a passing glance
All just because I (rip) ripped my pants
When big larry came round just to put him down
Spongebob turned into a clown
And no girl ever wants to dance
with a fool who went and (rip) ripped his pants
I no I shouldnt mope around I shouldnt curse
But the pain feels so much worse
Cause windin up with no one is a lot less fun
Then a burn from the sun (or sand in your buns!)
Now I learned a lesson I wont soon forget
So listen and you wont regret
Be true to urself dont miss your chance
And you wont end up like the fool who ripped his pants