The question still remains
Where is the money
Yo man
Check this out
I got pull like a trailer, I cuss like a sailor
I shop at the swap meet, never had a tailor
I don't really care, I'm broke as a joke
Yeah, I had a single but the record didn't smoke
I drive a Toyota, it's older than Yoda
Mona wanna loan her but I already told her
That I don't have a penny, I'm short of a nickel
Tried to buy a burger but I only got a pickle
A brand new Pinto only in dreams
I'm talkin' secondhand jeans and refried beans
But A.L.T. treats ya, good money meets ya
I'll offer you a soda and a piece of frozen pizza
Girls wanna mingle, my pockets only jingle
Damn, I'm getting hungrier, so please buy the single
Don't ask for a nickel and please take a hint
If you ain't got dollars then you ain't got sense
Dollars and cents
Dollars and cents
Trying to get her hands on some doll
Dollars and cents
Rhymin' up a funky rhyme and lyrics, yep, I got 'em
Plus I got sober, there's a hole in the bottom
Peeped out and scoped out, the hons when I was little
Couldn't afford a guitar, I had to learn to fiddle
That was never cool and all the honeys never liked it
They were always on the A.L. I will take a hike tip
I love Italian food, the noodles, Alfredo
My spaghetti's good but yo, it doesn't have tomato
Tomato, tomato, I'm a desperado
Mexicans win but this one can't afford the lotto
A knock at my door, I open, it slowly
Jehovah's leave me alone because my socks are really holy
If I get a crowd, yo, I try my best to rock 'em
I got some clever beats and when I get a chance, I knock 'em
Don't ask for a penny and please take a hint
If you ain't got dollars then you ain't got sense
Dollars and cents
Dollars and cents
Trying to get her hands on some doll
Dollars and cents
I got some Chuck Taylors, so my shoes they always stand out
I doesn't have a penny but I won't accept a handout
Never had a radio, I had to stick to hummin'
Mom, mom, the ice cream man is comin'
Her time is always out so she always thought I planned it
Other kids got some but I was empty-handed
I live with my parents, my room is always dirty
Mom said I can stay but only till I'm thirty
I never had no money but it really doesn't matter
If my record sales then I'll be livin' phatter
There a lot of people, so be cool and take a hint
If you ain't got dollars then you ain't got sense
(Sense)