Press start select two players
Grab one up for a final Contra
Sweaty hands on your controllers
Upper cut Mike Tyson’s Punch Out
Fuck yeah, hail to the eighties
For bringing kids back to their TVs
Battling up with Double Dragons
Or facing off against Ghost And Goblins
If you want to be the best
You’ve got to put those skills to the test
So many lives lost playing Battle Toads
You’d think that game was making fun of us
Knight Rider was the king of the road
Protect the sky with Kid Icarus
Hands down if you know the code, to every Konami Games
UP, UP, DOWN, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, B, A, START
Extend your arm just like the Bionic Commando
Or blow shit up like you were Bomber Man
Tell me are you fit, FIT FOR EIGHT BIT