What do tigers dream of,
When they take a little tiger snooze?
Do they dream of mauling zebras,
or Halle Berry in a cat woman suit?
Don't you worry your pretty striped head,
We gonna get ya back to Tison
and your cosy tiger bed.
And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug
and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug.
Doug oh Doug aaooh Doug Dougy Dougy Doug Doug
But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers,
well then we're shit outa luck.