Dan:
A-B-C-D-E-F-G
Come on over here play with me,
My momma,
She even bought me a Wii.
H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P
Only in the toilet
Just like me
Donât sprinkle
When you tinkle.
All the boys and the girls all playing tag
And patty cake jump rope, capture the flag.
I donât want any part of that,
I wanna fry some ants with my magnifying glass.
Together:
A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K
L-M-N-O-P
Hi my name is Danny,
And it rhymes with words like whammy,
And my teachers they canât stand me.
But I sleep in batman jammies.
Yes I do.
Aja: Iâll always love you,
I will protect you.
And Iâll tuck you in at night.
----------
Q-R-S-T-U
And me, no girls allowed they all got cooties
Circle dot dot,
Thatâs the cootie shot.
V-W-X-Y and Z
Whyâs the lunch lady always winking at me,
Sheâs got a moustache,
That grows like a tree.
All the boys and the girls letâs come on over,
Play kickball hopscotch and red rover.
I donât want any part of that Iâm a
Hit betty sue with my baseball bat.
Together:
Hi my name is Danny
And it rhymes with words like whammy,
And my teachers they canât stand me.
But I sleep in batman jammies.
Yes I do.
Aja: Iâll always love you,
I will protect you.
And Iâll tuck you in at night.
Hi my name is Danny
And it rhymes with words like whammy,
And my teachers they canât stand me.
But I sleep in batman jammies.
Yes I do.
Donât be afraid of me,
Iâm just a sweet cootie.
And I will love you till the end of time.
----------
1-2-3-4-5-6-7
Daddy told me thereâs no girls in heaven,
Hallelujah.
Thereâs only G.I Joes.
8-9-10-11-12-13,
Mrs. Jacobsonâs got a head like a bean,
I wonder,
If it rains will it grow.
In class pass notes on Valentineâs.
All the girlâs and the boyâs all makinâ eyes.
Together:
A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K
I donât know what youâre talkinâ âbout.
If I catch your eye Iâm a poke it out.
Aja: L-M-N-O-P
Hi my name is Danny
And it rhymes with words like whammy,
And my teachers they canât stand me.
But I sleep in batman jammies.
Aja: Iâll always love you,
I will protect you.
And Iâll tuck you in at night.
Hi my name is Danny
And it rhymes with words like whammy,
And my teachers they canât stand me.
But I sleep in batman jammies.
Yes I do.
Donât be afraid of me,
Iâm just a sweet cootie.
And I will love you till the end of time.