These young bitches own me everything, I'm like the Thomas Edison of Drag.
Who's that?
I should've fucking trademarked my makeup.
Your makeup is terrible.
Singing live, I invented that.
Big hair, I invented that.
Shaved brows, I invented that.
Giant lips, Invented that!
Rocking nails, I invented that.
Lower lashes, that was me.
Ladies shoes, you're looking at her.
Doing drag, invented that.
Have your fun, cause it's all been done.
I. Invented. That.
It's plain to see, your all mocking me.
I. Invented. That.
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I. Invented. That!
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I. Invented. That!
Serving it, I invented that.
Throwing Shade, I invented that.
Phoning it in, I invented that.
AIDS jokes, yep.
Back fat, What did you say?
Hairy shoulders, excuse meh?
Thunder Thighs, uh what the fuck?
Sasquatch feet, you're gonna die!
I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D
I. Invented. That!
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I. Invented. That!
I. Invented. That.
I. Invented. That.
I. Invented. That.
I. Invented. That.
But what about devine? Bitch stole from me all the time.
What about Lady Bunny? That mans not even funny.
What about Dame Edna. I'm gonna ignore what you just saidna.
What about RuPaul? Let me ask my lawyer.
Ask me again.
What about RuPaul? I have no problem with her at all.
Gurl, take it easy.
I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D
I. Invented. That!
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I. Invented. That!
I. Invented. That.
I. Invented. That.
I. Invented. That.
I. Invented. That.