My friends I stand before you
To tell a truth most dire.
There lurks a traitor in our midst
Who hath invoked the captain's ire.
He don't deserve no mercy
We ought to shoot him with a gun.
But I am not an evil man
So first let's have a little fun.
We'll tie that scoundrel to a rope
And throw him overboard.
Drag him underneath the ship
A terrifying deadly trip.
Keelhauled, that filthy landlubber, send him down to the depths bellow
Make that bastard walk the plank
with a bottle of rum and the Yo-Ho-Ho!
Keelhaul that filthy landlubber, send him down to the depths below!
Make that bastard walk the plank with a bottle of rum and a Yo-Ho-Ho!
I will not say what he has done
His sins are far to grave to tell.
It's not my place to judge a man
But for them he will burn in hell.
The sharks will dine upon his flesh
And Davy Jones will have his soul.
Take his money and his hat
He won't need them where he's gonna go.
But first let's tie him to a rope
And throw him overboard
Drag him underneath the ship
A terrifying, deadly trip.
Keelhaul that filthy landlubber, send him down to the depths below!
Make that bastard walk the plank with a bottle of rum and a Yo-Ho-Ho!
Keelhaul that filthy landlubber, send him down to the depths below!
Make that bastard walk the plank with a bottle of rum and a Yo-Ho-Ho!
We'll tie that scoundrel to a rope
And throw him overboard.
Drag him underneath the ship
A terrifying deadly trip.
Keelhaul that filthy landlubber, send him down to the depths below!
Make that bastard walk the plank with a bottle of rum and a Yo-Ho-Ho!
Keelhaul that filthy landlubber, send him down to the depths below!
Make that bastard walk the plank with a bottle of rum and a Yo-Ho-Ho!