Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth are shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school
I'm dressin' sharp & I'm actin' cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work & maybe later I'll rape her
Oh God I am the American dream
I do not think I'm too extreme
& I'm a handsome son of a bitch
I'm gonna get a good job & be real rich
(Get a good
Get a good
Get a good
Get a good job)
Women's Liberation
Came creepin' across the nation
I tell you people I was not ready
When I fucked this dike by the name of Freddie
She made a little speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vise, but she left the dick
I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick
Oh God I am the American dream
But now I smell like Vaseline
& I'm a miserable son of a bitch
Am I a lord or a lady, I don't know which
(I wonder wonder
Wonder wonder)
So I went out & bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
Got a job doin' radio promo
& none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo
Eventually me n' a friend
Sorta drifted along into S&M
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
'Long as I gets a little golden shower
Oh God I am the American dream
With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
& I'll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights sayin', Thank you, Fred!
Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic!
Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I'm goin down,
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I'm goin down
(Laughing) I knew you'd be surprised