This year, instead of movies or a motorcycle please
Thereâs just one thing that I want under the tree
Iâm just asking you for the single perfect girl of my dreams
Like an angel who is five-eight and divine
If she plays hard to get then that will be just fine
Because Iâll call the tooth fairy and ask her for some advice
If Santa Claus comes through this year
Iâll have my dream girl, only sheâll be real
It may seem like I play my video games all the time
Itâs just because I donât have a fairytale girlfriend who is mine
But grant me a Christmas wish
A pair of red lips for me to kiss
Under this mistletoe thatâs hanging here
Now I, I understand youâve gotta give to get
I promise you that I did not forget
Gotta leave some milk and cookies out for her tonight
I hope that she will come down the chimney
And when sheâs standing there all dirty and ashy
Iâll offer her a shower and I will lay out a towel
If Santa Claus comes through this year
Iâll have my dream girl, only sheâll be real
It may seem like I play my video games all the time
Itâs just because I donât have a fairytale girlfriend who is mine
But grant me a Christmas wish
A pair of red lips for me to kiss
Under this mistletoe thatâs hanging here
Excuse me, you are out of hot water
Got all this soot off but now Iâm really cold
This power rangers towel is faded at best and
I think your drainpipe is growing mold
You know Christmas girlfriends only
stick around for just a day or two
Youâve got less than twenty hours now
to prove your love for me is true.
I could really see a future for us both
I feel ready to walk aisles and take oaths
I wish she wouldnât have to disappear at midnight
It may seem like I play my video games all the time
Itâs just because I donât have a fairytale girlfriend who is mine
But grant me a Christmas wish
A pair of red lips for me to kiss
Under this mistletoe thatss hanging here
Donât leave at midnight