Bag of cheetos on my left and a rockstar on my right
Iâm meeting my guild in Ironforge tonight
My cell phone is ringing and itâs probably my girl
I let it go to voicemail cause Iâve entered the World
Listen, I donât wanna nag you but
youâve gotta stop playing this game
youâve been walking around as that stupid cow
for the past eleven days
Iâm losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
He said he loved me and I thought it would last
We used to go out but now Iâm just here waiting
He never calls back he is too busy raiding
I hate that stupid game
I donât have a problem I feel totally fine
but Iâve just gotta kill Onyxia for the hundredth time
My cow might look stupid but heâs an engineer
how could you not love him with all his epic gear
With level 450 cooking
and level 450 fishing
Baby I donât wanna be a pest
but you havenât showered in a week
youâve been running around a made up town
for at least a thousand days
Iâm losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
He said he loved me and I thought it would last
We used to go out but now Iâm just here waiting
He never calls back he is too busy raiding
I hate that stupid game
What happened to you honey
youâve hit a new low
all the gold you farm in your game
couldnât buy me a rose
but baby I am telling you
Iâll quit after tonight
after tonight